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chalkandwater:
Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD.
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE. KILIMANJARO? BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES? BEEN AND DONE. FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP. NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.
reblogging today as appropriate
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8:18 am • 29 June 2016 • 208,997 notes
ammnontet:
scullysgf:
DANK ASS SPACE WEED
this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck
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7:43 pm • 31 March 2016 • 447,880 notes
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unclefather:
moby is on the voice?
This is why you can’t trust men. I mean, false advertising, right? Gotta start taking your man to the barber shop on the first date
omg…
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9:41 pm • 29 March 2016 • 624,092 notes
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7:21 pm • 29 March 2016
plushtea:
watch in amazement as i flawlessly shift from emotionally detached to emotionally overwhelmed and unstable in a mere .72 seconds
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2:43 pm • 10 January 2016 • 185,626 notes
“it’s beautiful how she’s only available to few. how she only reveals herself to those that appreciate her colorful petals.”
— iambrillyant (via wnq-writers)
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12:46 am • 7 January 2016 • 10,903 notes
“Pause and remember — No one is coming to rescue you from yourself; your inner demons, your lack of confidence, your dissatisfaction with yourself and life. Only self-love and good decisions will rescue you.”
— Jenni Young
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10:27 pm • 6 January 2016 • 24,946 notes
